My New Favourite Hobby

I have found a new way to amuse myself.
I am now pretending that there are hidden cameras around my home; behind mirrors, stowed in the corners of the ceilings, a la Big Brother.

Is this what the plebs do? Nope, no idea either.

Every time I pass one of these 'cameras', I wink in acknowledgement or make a secret hand signal.
My family think I am schizophrenic. I can't help but agree.

I am going to use this stock photo at literally every opportunity.

hah.