It seems that last night, the 27th to the 28th, the people of the UK, as an entity, could just not nod off.
I could. Slept like a baby in ruhipnol*. But it seems a majority couldn't.
Social Networking sites such as Facebook were buzzing with unnatural nocturnal activity; status updates reading 'Why cant I Sleep?' plastered Walls and News Feeds. 'Cant Sleep' became a Top Trend on Twitter.
But why did this happen?
The LK Blog presents some possible explanations.
- An evil Lithuanian genius switched around everybody's body clocks as a protest for the rise in peanut butter prices in his country: the direct result of David Cameron's baby being born in Cornwall this week.
- Gordon Brown, still bitter from his ousting, has followed through on his vow to plant a virus that encourages insomnia in the water taps of Britain as an act of revenge on his hateful public
- A conspiracy perpetrated by The LK Blog to keep the public staying up all night waiting for posts that come every three weeks or so by playing a frequency through the bloggers speakers.
- A result of incessant use of technology (yes, that means posting on Twitter or Facebook when sleep dosent come) I may not actually be bull****ing.
Sleep tight bloggers...
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Oh snap! I'm not gonna be able to sleep now...
* Or a log after a long day.
That was awesome ;) That arm breaking thing is just damn freaaky D:
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