Medal of dis-honour

Many of you may have heard about a certain 61 year old man called Roger Days. He marched alongside veterans on armistice day in Bedworth. On the march he war a beige SAS beret and 21 medals. These medals came from multiple wars, from the 1950's to the th 1990's. Many of the veterans at the parade found this rather suspicous and decided to inform the proper authorities. It turned out that the man in question had only been in the military for 14 months and didn't even serve a tour of duty! He may now be charged in accordance with the 1955 army act for wearing military without proper authority. He will go to court on the 2nd of january 2010 and has already been questioned by the army.