Today on LK Blog: Swine Flu is a little bit worse than we thought, but please, stop screaming, sit down, and listen ; and Bumper Game/Movie Reviews

LK Bloggers, you marvellous, Patient people (well some of you, anyway). Your beloved LK Blog is back, now with more Cyber-Space Nutrient goodness (it makes your broadband faster).

Of course, you deserve an explanation. The LK Blog official PC went dangerously close to The Light the otherweek (Kamikaze USB Cable, I shall say no more), but is back bigger and slightly less de-crepid than before. You aint experiencing eternal Bliss yet, you bastard.

So, turns out that Swine Flu is Worse than forcasted by LK Blogs Specialist Scientist/Doctor Team, but please, don't panic! It's just like any other flu , just a bit of a problem for people underlying health problems. Thats right, Smoker Sam, that means you.
So Please, please please please dont stuff the hospital and GP waiting rooms with your coughs and sniffles, because if you do have the flu (he he, rhyme. you love it really. Oh, lets not go there again) your just gonna spread it!

anyways, time for your dose of Youtube of the Day




ooh, and how about a Rant of the Day?

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Author: Unknown

Well basically

No! F**king no!

Is there a device i can buy to erase the word basically from the human mind? Every time someone is asked a question on the telly, the first word out of their cakehole seems to be ”basically”! It seems to be global, my eyes roll upwards and i mute the sound. Friends do it, family does it, F**king every t**t seems to say it so here is a little experiment!
I got up at eight, had breakfast and went to work.
Basically i got up at eight, had breakfast and went to work.
So what have i added to the statement above by using that stupid word? I shall tell you, nothing, not a f**king thing. Numpty word used by numpties!

Verdict:

You told the numpties: 7/10